Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Yes, I really did watch Leap Year on a Leap Year.


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I'm thumbing through the DVR tonight, and I see my choices are Invictus and Leap Year. Invictus is an eventuality for me - I knew it from the first preview - but not a step I wanted to take tonight.

When I watch movies about causes I always get convicted and conflicted and twisty inside. I can't do that with work in the morning.

I was excited by the description provided: "In this whimsical romantic comedy, a young woman decides to strong-arm her Irish boyfriend into marriage by flying to his home country and proposing to him on leap day when tradition forces him to accept."

Romance? Comedy? Ireland? Amy Adams?? Cha-ching.

I will say that when I start a movie from this genre, I start by lowering my expectations a notch or two. I don't think romcom is about art, or profound impact, or even quotable screenplay. It's about finding hope in a cynical world, about forgetting cares and mental heavy lifting for a few hours. About the ultimate idyllic connection we aspire to find in someone else on this planet. And while some might suggest that this unrealistic standard can reflect poorly on the real relationships we have, I think it's important to see a higher standard every once in a while. It helps find the great in our ordinary.

The plot of Leap Year has a healthy weight to it. Yes, we've heard the opening theme of unrequited love or at least a relational imbalance time and time again. But Amy Adams and Adam Scott do a great job of muddying the waters a bit. Their slightly sterile connection is actually kind of cute - like the director wants to shine a hopeful light on the ability for anyone, no matter their neurosis or compulsion, to find a good connection. Amy & Adam are stiff, precise, career-obsessed, and materialistic. And they love each other for it. When Adam misses the mark and doesn't propose to Amy, she decides to take matters into her own hands -- though I'm not sure why John Lithgow was determined to be necessary to the film to share 3 minutes about the Leap Year tradition in Ireland in which women propose to men. The part was simply beneth him, and I hope he had some sort of personal interest in the film that warranted such an ill-placed cameo. So yes, I know it isn't realistic for most of us to be able to afford an impromptu flight to Ireland to propose to our stubborn boyfriends, but it was believable for Amy's character. That's all I needed.

I also like the ripe tension between Amy and Matthew Goode. Their banter and blunt way of interacting with one another is so fun to watch - to imagine ourselves engaging in - that I found myself giggling like a school girl. I think I was okay attributing some of the pushiness in Matthew's punchlines to his shallow acting career, though there were a few moments when I felt like saying "Yes Matt dear, I get the play on words. Very punny." Writers always have to overcome the gap in reality a script presents when the leading lad and lassie have to fall in love in a few days or a week or something. Noone. Well at least noone I know would drop their job, home, fiance, and nation for the love of a man whose middle name they did not know. Whose underwear drawer and medicine cabinet has not yet been raided. Whose mother they haven't met. At the same time, we picky audience members don't want to see all that stuff. We just want to believe that the steps have been taken appropriately.

AHH, but the witty writers push Amy and Matthew into a situation that requires they burst through the normal social process - even forcing the couple to feign marriage and publicly kiss one another senseless. I can believe that Amy felt something when pushed into an intimate situation she would not have logically been in, and subsequently having to process the new emotions. Again, that's all I need!

About that kiss.

One facet of romcom I can't look past is an unauthentic connection between the leading couple. What is the point in a staged kiss, in a long stare that has no passion behind it? This bastardizes the concept of love, of the poignancy of an intense moment in the script. It's like finding a typo in a romance novel. It pops the bubble. Actors can get away with a flat kiss in an action movie, but not in a romantic comedy. The kiss - the connection - is really all the movie's about. And that's the most dissapointing part of Leap Year, in my opinion.

Amy just isn't into Matthew. Yes, she reaches out to him when they kiss, but it's very staged and she barely rests the full weight of her hand on his neck. I pushed through it the first time, but then that horrible end scene came along.

Ugh. I just don't know HOW to feel about that scene. I mean they're in Ireland, so I guess they deserve the sillouhette shot, but why all the recycling of script at the end? It's like the director thumbed through the screenplay and started finding all the "good lines" to squeeze into the last five minutes.

For Matthew to tie "Louis" to the top of his beat up car and jest that a "throw in the wash" will fix him up is just plain wrong.

I was going to give Leap Year two thumbs up from the romantic grading system - definitely not the regular weight...more like two pinkies up - until I saw the end of the film. I have seen cliffs used in film to evoke huge emotion, to ponder our insignificance, to bring us to the very edge of our reality. Instead of aspiring to such heights, Leap Year gave into its weaknesses and used this beautiful scene to poke some jokes and force the audience to watch two people with no connection kiss each other for a million dollar bet. It was utterly painful to watch, and a game changer for me.

Pride and Prejudice wins cliff usage points.

Thelma and Louise win cliff-jumping-off points.

Bella gets cliff usage points, like woah.


Even though there is no cliff at all, Scarlett gets cliff usage points for this poignant cliff-standing-ish-pivotal-moment at the end of Act 1 in Gone with the Wind.

What does Leap Year give me? Matthew getting on one knee and saying "It's kind of soggy down here, so what'll it be?"

Oy.

A mini teeny weeny romcom one thumb up for me. Go ahead and watch it - Amy Adams nose will make up for most of it! (Isn't she just the cutest bunny in girl's clothing you've ever seen?)

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Broadcast News

I waited until the very end of my Holiday Break to dig into the 1980's collection on HBO OnDemand. I enjoy film from the late 1980's and early 1990's, but I have to be in the mood. Think a full day off, or a bright sunny Saturday, or a Holiday break. I think it has to do with the endurance it takes to get past the shoulder pads and feathered hair and focus on what went well - what is taken for granted or lacking in modern film that makes looking twenty years back worth it all.

I mean, look at this hair.

This scene brings up two facets of older film I actually enjoy. First, we get the rare opportunity to use older film to see a ton of amazing actors all on the screen at the same time. I feel like I've come from the future and can see which of the cast will and won't make the cut. I spend a lot of these films trying to decide who I would have been impressed with then. After watching this gem, I think I would have walked out thinking Joan Cusack was a glorified lisp with a bad Julia Roberts wig, and that Holly Hunter was going places. Same thing with Albert Brooks and William Hurt - totally would have gotten that wrong.

Does he look like someone who could create an alternate town in a secluded forest and convince his peers to convert to a protected provincial lifestyle?

No. That's why the makers of The Village didn't cast Tom Brokaw for the role.

Anyway the SECOND reason I like these films is that subtle acting is emphasized and appreciated. Scripts are actually eloquent, physical comedy and scene composition are relied on over special effects and action shots, and everyone looks so young and promising. This is why the Burbs, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and the like continue to appeal year after year.

But I had never heard of Broadcast News before HBO threw it in my DVR. I was 4 years old when it hit the silver screen, and was a hit with seven Golden Globe nominations (unfortunately no wins in 1987). It isn't hard to see why, when we look at what else was in contention that year: Good Morning Vietnam, Wall Street, Fatal Attraction, and Moonstruck -- Oh My! I don't know that Holly Hunter thought for one minute should could pull Best Actress out of Cher's glorious hands. Still, it blows my mind that the film isn't as well known as the others I've mentioned, especially with such a stellar cast:

(You know these faces)


There's even a small uncredited bit part for Phillip Seymour Hoffman as a film editor. He looks positively prepubescent!

I have to assume it was the limp attempt at romance and the over emphasis on the cause at hand: the waning authenticity of broadcast news in today's media. While a valid topic, there's little energy to be found in its depths, no buzz to keep the audience on the edge. And so its witty one liners (most of which were delivered expertly by the often overlooked Albert Brooks) gather dust on the shelves of retro cinema utnil HBO fills a 2a-4a spot on a Sunday night.

I could offer a synopsis here, but there's so little actual matter to the plot that summarizing would obliterate any need to see the film. Unless of course you like to look at bad hair - I mean really bad hair - or maybe make a game out of counting how many VHS tapes an actor holds in his/her hand during the movie.

I still don't know who Jane ends up with. There's this lukewarm love triangle between Jane and Aaron and Jane and Tom. You think Jane's all about Tom until she decides not to get on a plane with him near the end of the film. Then the screen says "7 Years Later". Tom's engaged to someone else, he runs into Aaron who has a son, and they both meet Jane at the park. Here's the closing dialogue.

Tom, Aaron and the boy walking along. Tom plays with Cliff
as they move. The boy is delighted. Jane is in a park -- a
blanket spread out -- she is wearing shorts and a top -- she
has some wine and a small picnic -- a toy for Clifford.

She HEARS her name being called.

ON JANE

Shielding her eyes from the sun -- now making out Tom. As
they reach her.

JANE
(to herself)
Well, why not?
(as they arrive)
Hey, what is this? My life's
rushing in front of my eyes.

TOM
A picnic?

JANE
I thought for ol' Cliff here --
Look at you? You're more adorable
than your pictures. Look what I
got for you.

She hands him a toy.

AARON
What do you say, Cliff?

The boy kisses Jane's hand.

AARON
He excels at gratitude.

TOM
(to Jane)
Are you any closer to a decision?

JANE
I think so...They've been talking
to me about being Tom's Managing
Editor.

AARON
Really?

JANE
(to Tom)
I'm going to take it.

TOM
What a great surprise. I didn't
think we had a chance. I heard
you wanted to stay in Washington.

JANE
Well, there's a guy, but he says he'll
fly up a lot.

TOM
Well, we should talk. You going to
have time for dinner? I'd like
you to meet Lila.

JANE
I'm sorry because I was looking
forward to that, but I' m going
back in a few hours.

TOM
Okay...It's so good to see you.

She gives him a quick kiss. He shakes hands with Aaron.

TOM
(to Aaron)
It's nice to see you.

AARON
Congratulations on history's longest
winning streak.

TOM
If you ever get restless in Portland,
let me know.

AARON
Why?

Tom shuffles uncomfortably.

ON JANE

Smiling, appreciating Aaron's attitude toward a blandishment of the
powerful.

TOM
(to Jane as he leaves)
Bye...boss.

Tom walks away. He's a good twenty yards away when Aaron looks up
to see his son running after Tom.

AARON
(calling)
Hey! Cliff! Cliff!

Tom now notices the boy, leans down and pats him.

TOM
(to Clifford)
Go back to your daddy.

The boy starts back.

AARON
Come on, Cliff. Come on.

As Clifford runs back to his father, Aaron sits next to Jane.

AARON
(to Jane)
So who's the guy?

JANE
Well, we met about three months ago.
He works at the surgeon general office.
He loves boating. So, he's been
getting me into water skiing.

Aaron laughs at the very notion of Jane finding water sports a lure.
Jane deliberately moves past this moment.

JANE
I like it! So, doll, what about you
lately?

AARON
Well -- my wife got this new job...


FADE OUT.

You tell Me! They don't kiss, they sit on opposite sides of a bench. Cliff doesn't call her Mommy. These last 3 minutes of an otherwise mundane two hours are absolutely frustrating to me. It doesn't really matter, but I feel like something about the film SHOULD.

1 star out of 3, or 3 out of 10, or 10 out of 50 depending on your ranking system. One thumb and a shrug.